Part IV

The latest hopeless attempts at communication, found on my desk.


Holland

















Let's hope that says 'Holland.' And that Irene is moving there. Possibly with someone named 'Rillma.'





Punish Co-Workers

















When I first looked at this, I thought it said 'Quirt,' meaning, "A short whip with a braided leather handle." Trying to think of how this might come into play at my work made me a little nervous.
Upon closer inspection I realized that, as usual, it's actually just jibberish.






New Bathroom






















"New bathroom handsoap order."
Oh how I love a good 'sequence of events' word puzzle.
She even added a box to make it challenging.





Wil-something














I'm not entirely sure this isn't Chinese.





Life Lessons in Penmanship






















There comes a day in everyone's life, when you realize... There are just some things you're not good at.






Patty

















And then there are some things that go so far beyond that, that people sometimes feel compelled to start weblogs that make fun of you for it.






Call















Call my 'Moum?' Why? Is she going to translate this crap for me?






Pest Control
















I don't even care what it says anymore, I just want to know where she keeps that awesome fly paper.






By Reqest

















"Lynne's Shorthand." Sent in by a loyal fan.





Honorable Mention, by Emma, 7






















Thanks Emma. I needed that.