PART I

#1




















You see what I mean?
This one looks like it says 'Susie hug.'
I am at a loss.

Wow, that was almost a haiku, what I just wrote.




6:00




















Something important is happening at 6:00 that I should probably know about. Looks like it may also require cash.





Water Bottles




















I'm guessing this says "water bottles." What I was supposed to get from this, is that the fire marshall was coming to our office for an inspection, and I needed to move the water bottles from in front of the electrical panel. Yeah. That's real clear. Thanks.




Jose Meeting




















This one is to notify me that next week's sales meeting will be at the Lloyd Tower office, and led by their broker, Jose. Apparently, two hardly legible words is all it takes to get this message across.




Moment of Clarity




















You can make out the word FAX, right? Me too!
Actually, this one isn't that bad. It says "Cameron call FAX paper jam." What it probably should say is, "please call fax repair - machine has paper jam." But I'm not picky.




Awne





















This is a cute one. I wonder what it means.




Grossman




















No clue.




Private Yard



















This one says "Private Yard *agent's name* 469,950 Sketch ## Agent Paid." Fortunately, I know exactly what that means. However, it has nothing to do with me.




FAX




















Again with the FAX. I love how she wrote off the side of this one.





Tissues




















This is the word "Tissues" with an underline. Evidently, we ran out and I need to order more. I have no idea who Bridget is.




5/25




















This one apparently has nothing to do with Jim P., and everything to do with Aladdin coming back from vacation on March 25th, rather than the 15th, as was previously scheduled. And yes, his name is actually Aladdin.




Whee!






















The day Irene's crack habit became obvious to everyone




Things To Do Today






















The circle means it's important. Too bad I have no idea why.




Friday at 2:00





















This one needs no explaination...
Or does it??
"Cameron, your mom called from France."





Wednes day




















Here's where I'm supposed to realize that the final RSVP list for the All-Company Meeting is due at the branch support office by Wednesday.
In Irene's world, Wednesday is sometimes two words.





Uh...




















When I asked her what this note was about, she said "I don't know... did I write that?"





Hot Nesting





















Megan thought this looked like it said "hot nesting." The ironic thing about that, is that "Sandy B*****" is pregnant.