The Post It Galleries

I work in an office, as the front desk receptionist. Often I discover curious little notes left for me on yellow post-its by Irene, the secretary. I assume they pertain to something that needs my attention, but I usually can't decipher her handwriting. In the rare event that I can read them, the legible words make little or no sense. Why she bothers to leave a note at all is beyond me. This amuses me to no end. I hope that you too, will be amused with the following gallery of Irene's post-its.

December 06, 2005

PART II

(To start at the beginning - please see PART I.)


3 hole



















"Order Three Hole Punch."
This one's not bad. I mean, she almost got it right... turns out she really wanted a two hole punch.



Camera



















This one worries me. It's the phone number of some 'Susan Chick.' And the word 'camera.'




Fridge Clean



















"Fridge Clean Thurs 10/6."
I really appreciate the word order on this one. If it had been the other way around, I may have had to leave a note for Irene saying "Clean it your damn self!"



EM



















"Was flies??" Hmm. If there were flies, they're gone now.




Erin



















Wow. That arrow is NOT helping.



Wasco



















It was Mrs. Scarlett. In the Library. With the Candlestick.




Linda



















"Linda 1 Uppinghouse lunch."
The scary thing is, this one made perfect sense to me.




NE31





















This one is indicating that my paycheck got routed to a different office by mistake, and that I will be able to pick it up on Tuesday after 6:00.
Just kidding. I have no idea what this is about.




Dana



















Either I need to 'Call Dana,' or Dana is in the 'Well.' I'm not sure. Anything is possible, really.

2 Comments:

At 8:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, so hilarious. I leave similar notes for myself...and can't read them when I need them a few days later.

 
At 4:59 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL

"It was Mrs scarlett. In the library. With a candlestick"

well done

 

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